I can only think of: Don’t sit on a wall, if you’re an egg.” “I’ve never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. “Same sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it’s equal rights. “Do commandos not wear pants? They must wear pants, don’t they?” No I am, I’m half French half English and um I’ve got qualities of both, French and English which is good, so um… I am crap in bed but at least I’ve got bad breath.” “I can have a go at the French cause I’m half French half English with a stupid name like Gervais.
